Justin Ridiculous

May 21

Xbox One Announcement Thoughts -

I wrote a blog about my Xbox One thoughts and if you like reading and/or dogs you should read it. <3

May 19

If you ever need a pick me up, just browse through your old myspace photo comments.

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Washing my @nudiejeans Svens for the third time. #denim

Washing my @nudiejeans Svens for the third time. #denim

May 17

domirine:

commander, admiral hackett has got an urgent matter; patching him through vid-com

domirine:

commander, admiral hackett has got an urgent matter; patching him through vid-com

(via biowarefangirl)

May 15

Last night I had a dream that I was living in the world from the TV show Revolution, and I was fighting with the resistance which was led by Olivia Pope from the show Scandal, to defeat the stormtroopers who wore black and yellow armor instead of the traditional white, to drive them out of America so King Washington from Assassin’s Creed 3 The Tyranny of King Washington could reclaim power. 

May 10

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May 09

Punk rawk yo. #tbt #throwbackthursday

Punk rawk yo. #tbt #throwbackthursday

May 08

977-azqee:

Big man baby runs through the Russian jungle looking for his mom but her shitty friends keep getting in the way. There’s also a blond lady who wants to kiss you but you’re too interested in guns and eating shit you find off the ground to care. At one point she accuses you of sleeping with your mom because you wont sleep with her. There’s also this prick who hangs off of every word you say but wants to fight you at the same time. In the end you have to kill your mom because America.

&#8220;In the end you have to kill your mom because America.&#8221;
 
GOLDEN. THAT&#8217;S THE GAME. 

977-azqee:

Big man baby runs through the Russian jungle looking for his mom but her shitty friends keep getting in the way. There’s also a blond lady who wants to kiss you but you’re too interested in guns and eating shit you find off the ground to care. At one point she accuses you of sleeping with your mom because you wont sleep with her. There’s also this prick who hangs off of every word you say but wants to fight you at the same time. In the end you have to kill your mom because America.

In the end you have to kill your mom because America.”

 

GOLDEN. THAT’S THE GAME. 

(Source: mylittlefangirl, via shepard-commander)

May 07

I have more bros in Mass Effect 3 than I do in real life.
2 of them want to sleep with me though.